I know I have been lazy with the blog for quite a while now, but believe it when I say that I have returned and I'd like to think I'm better than ever.
With that being said, I think It's only fitting that I provide some commentary on one of pop culture's most recent and explosive stories: The Charlie Sheen Saga
Now if you are a fan of my blog, you'll know that I have commented on Sheen and his sitcom in the past. You can view the entry HERE. It is a negative post about Sheen and his tv show, and while I still do not care for the show, my views on Sheen have forever been changed....
Charlie Sheen had it all. Hit movies, smokin' hot wives, a famous dad, and pee-wee hockey's most famous coach for a brother. So what if he wants to party for 3 days straight and bang porn stars in elegant hotel suites? Hasn't he earned it?
Me and Charlie are a lot alike: We both create our own catchphrases, we both have adonis DNA, and we both crave attention. Sure there's things that Charlie has that I don't, but if you replace a $15 million dollar mansion with my Hoboken apartment, 2 beautiful porn star goddesses for my 2 economy-sized bottles of Jergens, and a briefcase of the finest Colombian cocaine that money can buy with my handle of Banker's Club Vodka, me and Charlie are virtually the same person.
We should embrace Charlie. For the past month he has entertained us and has introduced me to several porn stars whose existence I was previously unaware of. Now for $19.99 a month, I can help send those girls to college, as well as stimulate the economy.
Charlie Sheen doing crazy things is good for everyone, so just sit back, relax and let him Win all over your face, because he IS an F-18, and I also consider him a friend.
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