Monday, March 28, 2011

"Whack" Swan



There has been a lot of rumors circulating recently that a majority of the dancing scenes in the award-winning movie "Black Swan" were actually performed by a stunt double, rather than Natalie Portman herself.

Director Darren Aronofsky has gone on record saying that Portman did 80% of the dancing in the film.

I just don't understand why people are upset that 20% of the dancing wasn't real, when we should all still be pissed that 100% of the cunnilingus wasn't real.

This proves once and for all that Natalie Portman is a big phony.  I have no doubt that in Star Wars: Episode 1, she wasn't REALLY flying around in a royal star cruiser.

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