Hours after Britney Spears announced that she was going on tour with none other than Latin sensation Enrique Iglesias, Enrique reportedly dropped out of the tour.
Obviously this is because Enrique Iglesias is never the supporting act. He IS the WHOLE F'ING SHOW.
I mean, seriously, have you all heard "Escape"? What about "Rhythm Divine"? And who can forgot about "Bailamos"?
Britney has to realize that while she was busy getting fat, having babies, and shaving her head, Enrique was getting facial moles removed, banging tennis star Ana Kournikova, and hanging out with the cast of "Jersey Shore".
I do hope that Enrique reconsiders joining the tour however, because it's definitely a show I wouldn't miss. Backstage passes a must, and to the person who out-bid me on eBay to get a piece of Enrique's removed cheek mole, screw you.
Here is a video I found that is pretty hilarious. I never realized how absurd the "Hero" video was. Enjoy.
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