Happy 70th Birthday to Chuck Norris: Martial Arts Legend and all-around badass. It's hard to believe that Walker Texas Ranger is turning 70, seeing how fit he is and also since I heard that CHUCK NORRIS ATE THE WHALE THAT ATE THE TRAINER AT SEAWORLD. To celebrate the life of this truly awesome individual, here are some great Chuck Norris lines. Feel free to comment and write your favorites.
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
--Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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