The Buried Life: The Mike Novak Edition

This is a brand new segment where I'll be listing things that I want to do before I kick the bucket.  This ain't Morgan Freeman's and Jack Nicholson's bucket list, that's for sure! First up, ELASTIC WAIST DENIM PANTS!

That's right. I used to have these when i was like 7, and I'd want to experience them again before I die.  So much easier than having to button and wear a belt.  Look how great those pants look in the picture above.  They just fall right on top of those loafers.  These are a must-have for any closet.  Not only do I want to wear these before I die, I'd prefer to be wearing them during my death and also be buried in them.  Everyone in hell would be so envious of my elastic pants.