By now all of you probably know that the actor who played "Boner" on Growing Pains, Andrew Koenig, is STILL missing in Vancouver. This is serious now. There are "have you seen me?" posters all over the city and he's been all over the news. His parents have tried ALMOST everything. When boner is missing, and missing for a long time, there's only one thing to do. If you haven't seen boner in a while or fear that you may never experience boner again, then you should ask your doctor if Viagra is right for you.
If that works and boner miracously reappears, but then doesn't go away after 12 hours, then you should call your physician immediately. Talk about a real "growing" pain.
If you're out there Boner, come home. At night when all the world is sleeping, I sometimes wish that it was Kirk Cameron, that crazy creationist, who went missing instead of you.
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